Ode to a Koala Bear by Paul McCartney – ***

First released: 1983

Another song that's now in b-side limbo. It originally was the b-side to "Say Say Say" and was not added to the CD reissue of either "Tug of War" or "Pipes of Peace" and remains a lost Paul track, never officially released to CD. It's a pleasant tune. Lyrically, it's kind of dumb. The kind of lyric that Paul has gotten chastised about and had it been a featured album track, he probably would have gotten extra ribbing.