If I Fell by The Beatles – ***

First released: 1964

Another classic track from "A Hard Day’s Night" and "Something New" and also issued as yet another single in the US. The Rutles plagiarized this tune with their own "With a Girl Like You". As I’ve always been prone to make up nonsense lyrics to Beatles tunes I like as much as tunes I hate, I used to sing, “If I fell upon the floor, would you trample on me more…”